Preparing For A Beach Trip Pillows

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Energy saving mode