Going On A Beach Vacation Pillows

'I love Summer holidays at the beach: Humans look so ridiculous without their clothes on...'

"It has always baffled me how you managed to get your tan so even"

'Darn! I forgot the sun block!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Airlines

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Beach Barbecue

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Shellfie

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Temporarily Unavailable

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Who can we call?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"