Going On A Beach Holiday Pillows

Sunblock

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Shellfie

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Ladies by the seaside

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."