Beach Holiday Pillows

'I've never done this before.'

The Sun Bather

I told you not to swim out to far

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

"Oh, that. That's a design flaw."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'You have ear wax.'

Sun bather. Visual joke sun/beach ball.

Tres chic

'I thought people came to the beach to relax.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Ooh, that one comes with a side dish!'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

MMM-MM, Cellulite

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

"Don't take a picture. It'll last longer."

Missing "Flip" last seen with "Flop"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"