Going On A Beach Holiday Gifts

Sunblock

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Beach Barbecue

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Ladies by the seaside

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Temporarily Unavailable

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"