Planetary Psychiatrist Gifts

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Water divining Mars

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

The five inhospitable gas giants

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Baking the Earth

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

"Mind where you're going next time."

Tierra Forming.

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

"In this vast universe there must be other creatures - so where is everybody?"