Planetary Psychiatrist Gifts

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Water divining Mars

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

The five inhospitable gas giants

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

World Cup Universe.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

Baking the Earth

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

"Mind where you're going next time."

Tierra Forming.

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

"In this vast universe there must be other creatures - so where is everybody?"