Planet-friendly Punster Gifts

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Bitter End

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

Give Chlorophyll.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

International Carrot Day April 4th