Plane-tale Traveler Gifts

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Hotel mini-bar.

Free Little Library

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Benefits of Living Abroad

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Tourist Attractions

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

The Never Ending Story

Customs and Examinations.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Roy Rogers of other planets

No this is 'World of Cow','Narnia' is the wardrobe in the 2nd room on the 3rd floor.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Zipper Road

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey

Globes

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'