Plane-tale Traveler Mugs

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Free Little Library

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Tourist Attractions

Benefits of Living Abroad

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Roy Rogers of other planets

Customs and Examinations.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

The Never Ending Story

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

No Trespassing!

Globes

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Zipper Road

Man Puts His Seatbelt on for a Literary Journey