Plane Sound Enthusiast Gifts

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"I wonder where they nest..."

I warned you to keep it low!

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Migrating Cuckoo Clock