Plane Crash Survivor Fiction Fan Gifts

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

Sling

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Clown Airbags.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."