Plane Banter Buff Pillows

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

'Flight simulator'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's my helper trout!"

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

Santa's Near Miss

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion is also a whoopee cushion."

"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."

'What happened to you sir?' - 'I walked out of the in-flight movie.'

'We had to lop off part of the airline to cut costs.'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.