Plane Banter Buff Gifts

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

'Flight simulator'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's my helper trout!"

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

Santa's Near Miss

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion is also a whoopee cushion."

"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."

'We had to lop off part of the airline to cut costs.'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.