Plane Crash Buff Pillows

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Barbeque Casualty.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Wall Street...

Big slipper.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Connected Intersections Challenge

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

Santa's Near Miss

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'...then this gorgeous blonde fell into my arms, she's just fallen off the roof.'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

Cow Air Bags.