Surviving A Plane Crash Pillows

'Looks like we lucked out.'

'Saved!'

Barbeque Casualty.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Big slipper.

"You call all this a side effect?"

'This is your lucky day!'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"The good news is, I got religion!"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

'The only part of him that wasn't broken. Solid concrete!'