Surviving A Plane Crash Gifts

'Looks like we lucked out.'

'Saved!'

Barbeque Casualty.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

"You call all this a side effect?"

Big slipper.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'This is your lucky day!'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"The good news is, I got religion!"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'The only part of him that wasn't broken. Solid concrete!'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'