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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Propane ran out.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Audience Participation

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain