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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Cheating Death.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Propane ran out.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Audience Participation

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain