Plaid Pants Aficionado Gifts

'Which way to the club house?'

'Thank-you God.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Bobbies library of jeans

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

That every day look.

King Madras

The Scottish Lawn

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Do you look like your pet ?

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Real men have facial hair.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Pete had found his home planet.

"And so it begins!"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

The Scottish lion tamer.

Hipster Coyote

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

A hunter missing his target

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

A ball's best case scenario.

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Scottish Urology

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."