Plaid Lover Gifts

Man stumbling with plaid blanket blown into his face

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

'Bob is now Manager of Style Enhancement.'

The flannel mammoth.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Och lye the news'

Pillows in love.

That every day look.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

King Madras

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

The Scottish Lawn

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Do you look like your pet ?

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Real men have facial hair.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.