Plaid Lover Gifts

Man stumbling with plaid blanket blown into his face

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

'Bob is now Manager of Style Enhancement.'

The flannel mammoth.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Och lye the news'

Pillows in love.

That every day look.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

King Madras

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

The Scottish Lawn

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Do you look like your pet ?

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Real men have facial hair.