Plaid Wearer Gifts

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Scottish party

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'The grudge match.'

That every day look.

King Madras

The Scottish Lawn

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Do you look like your pet ?

Real men have facial hair.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Scot's beer.

Pete had found his home planet.

"And so it begins!"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

"He never was one for living dangerously!"

Hipster Coyote

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Och aye the noo!

A hunter missing his target

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

A ball's best case scenario.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

'Which way to the club house?'

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'