Plaid Wearer Pillows

Scottish party

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'The grudge match.'

That every day look.

The Scottish Lawn

King Madras

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Do you look like your pet ?

Real men have facial hair.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Scot's beer.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Pete had found his home planet.

"And so it begins!"

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"He never was one for living dangerously!"

Och aye the noo!

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

A ball's best case scenario.

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

A hunter missing his target

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

'Bob is now Manager of Style Enhancement.'