Plaid Aficionado Pillows

King Madras

'Thank-you God.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

That every day look.

Pillows in love.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

The Scottish Lawn

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

Breakfast Printing Press

Do you look like your pet ?

Real men have facial hair.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Pete had found his home planet.

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!

"And so it begins!"

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Bias Tape

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Hipster Coyote

Finger Print

The Scottish lion tamer.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

A ball's best case scenario.

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

A hunter missing his target