Plaid Admirer Pillows

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

That every day look.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

King Madras

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

A Night In the Art Gallery

Stable boys and Scottsman

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"The last doggy bag."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

Do you look like your pet ?

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Now class

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Gin & Tonic.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Real men have facial hair.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"