Plaid Shirt Aficionado Pillows

"Everytime I wear a plaid shirt I acquire a plethora of knowledge about deer."

'Thank-you God.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

That every day look.

Pillows in love.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

King Madras

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

The Scottish Lawn

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Do you look like your pet ?

Real men have facial hair.

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"And so it begins!"

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Wet Paint

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Pete had found his home planet.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

The Scottish lion tamer.

The Future is Free