Plaid Connoisseur Pillows

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

That every day look.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

The Scottish Lawn

King Madras

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

How to write

Do you look like your pet ?

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Pete had found his home planet.

Squawk dirty to me...

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

Rat Cat.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

A ball's best case scenario.

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

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"Everytime I wear a plaid shirt I acquire a plethora of knowledge about deer."