Plaid Connoisseur Prints

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

That every day look.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

King Madras

The Scottish Lawn

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

How to write

Do you look like your pet ?

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Pete had found his home planet.

Squawk dirty to me...

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Hipster Coyote

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

A ball's best case scenario.

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Men's Trousers - 50% Off

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

Rat Cat.

'Which way to the club house?'