Plaid Aficionado Gifts

King Madras

'Thank-you God.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

That every day look.

Pillows in love.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

The Scottish Lawn

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

Breakfast Printing Press

Do you look like your pet ?

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Real men have facial hair.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

"And so it begins!"

Pete had found his home planet.

Bias Tape

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

The Scottish lion tamer.

Finger Print

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

A ball's best case scenario.

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid