Plaid Enthusiast Gifts

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Hipster Coyote

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

McTricity What a Scottish Power Plant Provides.

That every day look.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

The Scottish Lawn

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

King Madras

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'It's a silent protest.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

Do you look like your pet ?

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Real men have facial hair.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"And so it begins!"

Pete had found his home planet.