Plaid Enthusiasts Gifts

Do you look like your pet ?

Free speech isn't cheap!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

That every day look.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

King Madras

The Scottish Lawn

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'It's a silent protest.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

Real men have facial hair.

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Pete had found his home planet.

"And so it begins!"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'