Plaid Enthusiasts Gifts

Do you look like your pet ?

Free speech isn't cheap!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

That every day look.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

King Madras

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

The Scottish Lawn

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'It's a silent protest.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

Real men have facial hair.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"And so it begins!"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Pete had found his home planet.

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Hipster Coyote