Plaid Fashionistas Pillows

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

That every day look.

The Scottish Lawn

King Madras

'I like to wear women's collars.'

We have skule clothes.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

I took up antkeeping.

Real men have facial hair.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Proper little princess.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

Pete had found his home planet.

"And so it begins!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

The Country Wedding.

'He thinks 'Dumb and Dumber' was a documentary.'

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

A ball's best case scenario.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!