Plaid Fashionistas T-Shirts

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

That every day look.

The Scottish Lawn

King Madras

'I like to wear women's collars.'

We have skule clothes.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

I took up antkeeping.

Real men have facial hair.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Proper little princess.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

Pete had found his home planet.

"And so it begins!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hipster Coyote

The Country Wedding.

'He thinks 'Dumb and Dumber' was a documentary.'

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

A ball's best case scenario.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!