Plaid Lovers T-Shirts

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Och lye the news'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

That every day look.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

The Scottish Lawn

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

King Madras

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Do you look like your pet ?

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Real men have facial hair.

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

Scottish Birthday

"And so it begins!"