Plaid Lovers T-Shirts

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Och lye the news'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

That every day look.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

The Scottish Lawn

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

King Madras

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"You know your dog better than I do."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Do you look like your pet ?

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Real men have facial hair.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

Scottish Birthday