Plaid Pants Fan Gifts

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

That every day look.

King Madras

Relaxing on a sofa

"I'm in for observation."

French man holding a dish.

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Real men have facial hair.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"And so it begins!"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"And I thought I was sappy."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Hipster Coyote

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Well it sounds like racial profiling to me, Buddy, but if you must know...I'm black, white and Asian."

"We are not going to go out if you're wearing that!"

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

The vet suggests just waiting to see if plaid comes back into style.

Dyslexic Pandas

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''