Placebo Pranksters Gifts

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Hole in forty-seven.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

Tank color choices.