Placebo Pranksters Pillows

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"I think we both know who did it...."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Hole in forty-seven.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Children in a Nursery.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Tank color choices.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'