Pith Helmet Collector T-Shirts

Let's go, young man. Off to the mall! We're off to the mall. I thought we'd hit the big box retailers, then the food court, and finish off with a bookstore. Wait. When you said we were going shopping, I thought you meant we'd surf the net, check Amazon, read product reviews … No, no, soft internet shopper. This is actual shopping at a physical mall, cut-throat old-lady style. Is that a pith helmet?

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Drinking Hats

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Man on motorbike.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Have a nice day"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

"He put up a decent fight."

Horse eating hat.

Tom Bowler

Alien watering hat stand

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."