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Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

He's not on a motorbike, he's got a very touchy wife!

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I know your mother."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Geekasaurus.

Drinking Hats

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Man on motorbike.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."