Collecting Helmets T-Shirts

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'You were fortunate that you were wearing protective headgear.'

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

Oh no, you've got hat hair

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A day at the races

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Geekasaurus.

Count Von Moltke.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Man on motorbike.

Cross Umbrella

"Ahem."