Collecting Helmets Mugs

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'You were fortunate that you were wearing protective headgear.'

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

Oh no, you've got hat hair

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Count Von Moltke.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

A day at the races

They will too notice.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Geekasaurus.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A giraffe in a hat