Pith Helmet Collector Mugs

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I know your mother."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Drinking Hats

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Man on motorbike.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Have a nice day"

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Hats

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Horse eating hat.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Alien watering hat stand

Tom Bowler

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.