Helmet Collectors Mugs

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

He's not on a motorbike, he's got a very touchy wife!

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I know your mother."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Geekasaurus.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Drinking Hats

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Man on motorbike.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'