Pitcher's Best Friend Pillows

A possessive pitcher.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

The Other Cooperstown

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Balk!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Any questions?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Dog football

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

The rotator cuff fairy.

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'