Pitcher's Best Friend Prints

A possessive pitcher.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Hole in one!!!!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

The Other Cooperstown

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Balk!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Any questions?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

Dog football

Tommy John Surgery.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'