Pitcher Prints

The rotator cuff fairy.

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'I have no idea how a wild bighorn ram got on the field. But Buhl just learned the hard way that it's one more good reason to wear a cup.'

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

"I think your problem is with your release point."

'He ain't never gonna read this one.'

'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Tommy John Surgery.

'Balk!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Tom and Nancy Seaver

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

'Jumper cables!'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

'That was just a brushback, Ernie! The next one's going to bean you for sure unless you do as he says and hand over your wallet!'

"No, I don't have anything against Twitter, but can we just go back to using hand signals?"

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Good eye!"

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The Giamatti era