Athlete's Best Friend Pillows

Dog football

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Other Cooperstown

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'The grudge match.'

Wilfried Zaha

Runner going through hurdles.

Football Sculpture.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

Football Blockers.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'

Marcus Rashford

'Polevault envy'.

Swing by won't you?

The Pole Jumper.

"His coach's dog!"

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Antoine Dupont