Pit Mechanic Gifts

Formula 1.

"I need to tinkle."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

Biker At Museum

Animals are smarter than we think!

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Meow...."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"Turn down the bass."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."