Pit Mechanic T-Shirts

Formula 1.

"I need to tinkle."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

Biker At Museum

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A souped up car...

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Animals are smarter than we think!

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Meow...."

"Turn down the bass."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Parts of an automobile

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.