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Pit stop.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

"I need to tinkle."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

Crazy paving company.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

I warned you to keep it low!

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Multiple Migs

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Piss Bull

Supermarket customer types.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"Who's next?"

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Formula 1.