Pit Lane Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pit stop.

Airlines

"I need to tinkle."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

I warned you to keep it low!

Bev puts on an old favorite

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Crazy paving company.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Multiple Migs

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

Piss Bull

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

10 items or less

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Supermarket customer types.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"Who's next?"

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Formula 1.

'They want bike lanes,'