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"I'm protesting to protect protesting jobs."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

He's Tasty!

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'