Picket Line Enthusiast Prints

"I'm protesting to protect protesting jobs."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"